“FUM, FOE, FIE, FEE!” screamed Mortimer. “TIS A STINKING ENGLISHMAN STEALING MY GOOSE I SEE!”“Ohhhhh shit!” moaned Jack.The goose did. And for you city folk, you need to know that geese excel at that particular bodily function. More about that later.It was a footrace. It shouldn’t have been much of a contest at all, what with Mortimer covering as much ground in one stride as it took Jack three to traverse.But that goose unlimbered a good five or six pounds of slippery gray goo which, after the first part struck Jack and he then moved the goose sideways, landed in more or less of a long strip on the groud behind him. Mortimer, running full tilt, extended a foot with the intent of just stomping the thief. That foot came down on all that slippery goose goo, and Mortimer went flying.It didn’t look anything like it does when all those perky people run and jump and do flips at the Olympics.Mortimer basically lay down in thin air, on his back, about four feet above the surface of the cloud.. Around the bend, I see first an enormous waterfall. I’ve walked out to a small valley below a cliff, which bends over a long series of huts. There’s an entire village constructed under this waterfall, complete with balconies and docks that extend out to the brim of the gushing waters. All of them are interconnected in some way, making one large structure. And there are some huts set upon the piers on the other side of the waterfall too. I’m sweating in this heat, from walking quite a ways without water or food, and the curious force within me is driving me to them, whoever may be inside. I go to the huts that are under the waterfall, refreshed by the mist drifting down. I hear light chatter in this lobby area. To my surprise, there’s a naked woman lounging in the corner, sitting next to a man wearing a thin pair of shorts. They aren’t startled by my appearance. Instead, the woman raises her head a little bit and urges me into the lobby, where there’s a small crowd down the way,.
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